We have a high interest banking at 0.12% interest!!! We will not be able to pay back your deposits at all times and will be enguaging in high frequency trading so many of your assets will not be liquid. Our interest rate will likely rise once we ensure the bank works.
WARNING: Deposits are not guaranteed, while the bank will send money or give out loans it may experiance high gains or losses caused from buying and selliing.
Yes I did, I dismantled Celestial Food companies and other celestial companies to make Celestial bank as Celestial is a public company and must grow and the food companies when active were loss and they were inactive banking however, that is somethign that could work. I plan on dismantling ReMOney and mergin with bank, may I? I would give you celestial shares to make up for it.
Yes I did, I dismantled Celestial Food companies and other celestial companies to make Celestial bank as Celestial is a public company and must grow and the food companies when active were loss and they were inactive banking however, that is somethign that could work.
Just a reminder, Celestial Banking will rarely have the money to pay back deposits, it is how we maintain our high interest rate, if you want to withdraw and can't message me.
🌌 Celestial Banking 🌌 Deposit if you dare. Withdraw if you’re lucky. Profit if the stars align.
Quoting The Banker:
“Where’s your money? Honestly? Somewhere. Doing something. Making moves. Don’t think about it too hard.”
✨ Welcome to the most legendary financial anomaly in Moneyga.me ✨
What we offer:
* 0.15% daily interest.Yes, daily. Compounded. It adds up fast — trust the math, not your gut.
* Highest returns in the game. No apologies.
* Multi-currency deposits — we accept everything from Yen to ChaosDollars™.
* 100% opaque operations — you will never know what your money is doing. And that’s the point.
🧠 Who Runs This Thing?
Just a humble banker.
A bold investor.
A chaotic capitalist.
A visionary named masterplayer833.
Your deposits go into:
* Commodity trading
* Player-to-player loans (yes, sometimes to myself)
* High-stakes ventures
* Mildly unethical speculative markets
You don’t need to understand. You just need to believe.
☠️ Is It Safe?
No. Absolutely not.
* Deposits are not insured.
* Net worth calculations are basically vibes-based.
* Liquidity? Barely.
* Withdrawals? Request them. I’ll liquidate if I can. Maybe.
Still here? Good. You’ve got the perfect level of financial recklessness.
💸 Why Deposit Then?
Because:
* Fortune favors the bold.
* The rich didn’t play it safe.
* Someone is going to make absurd money here — why not you?
First depositor? Dropped 20k. Still kicking. Possibly thriving. No one knows.
🔮 Here's the Game:
1. Deposit – via the in-game Celestial Banking page. No minimum. Just guts.
2. Wait – your money grows in the shadows.
3. Request withdrawal – maybe you get it. Maybe you get more. Maybe nothing.
4. Don’t question it. Just embrace the chaos.
🚪 Ready to Ascend?
There’s no paperwork.
No call center.
No safety net.
Just head to the Celestial Banking page in-game and make your deposit.
The stars are waiting. Your money has already left orbit.
This isn't a bank. This is a myth with a ledger. - Anonymous 💫 Celestial Banking – Put your money in. Watch it grow. Ask no questions. 💫
